your mom's sweet asshole 

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

your mom's sweet asshole by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

sucker mom 

Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.

Barb sure is a outgoing sucker mom. I'm meeting her after the match.

sucker mom by calligirl781 August 1, 2010

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich 

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

Gobi's Mom 

Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.

Gobi's Mom has got it goin on.

Gobi's Mom by Gobi's dad April 18, 2005

hussars mom 

The biggest neighborhood cum guzzlin whore bag in the entire area.

Dude Hussars mom is a whore bag, she had a huge bukkake party last nite at her house.

hussars mom by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004

cookie mom 

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

cookie mom by observant teenager March 5, 2009

Chris' Mom 

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

Chris' Mom by agentbubba January 16, 2012