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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Inni84 July 22, 2023
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis
Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021
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long tall fur

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
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Bigger Long

Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022
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Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.
Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please
by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022
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