Jake Hinson

a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth

eee that is jake hinson

by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020

jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.

"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"

by pie.... January 15, 2021

Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

Emoji definition: 😭🤦🏻 ♀️🤡🌝

That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020

Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah

You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun

by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022

jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019