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Jazzy Johns

Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
This Jazzy Johns approached me asking for the D at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.
by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016
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John Dear

Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid
by BAM.may March 23, 2017
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Meghan John

an amazing person and is very loyal to her friends usually a blonde and on the shorter side.
"look it's Meghan John"
"she's amazing"
by Cardinal177 May 25, 2018
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Peter John

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe
You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..
by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020
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john weber

A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable
There is a john weber bothering me
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John Castiblanco

John Castiblanco is defined as a handsome gentleman that shows his love by putting other first, a strong and understanding human that is charismatic and intelligent, plus always a joy to be around & can always put a smile on someones face.
Did you just see how that was!?
Who?
That was THE John Castiblanco!
by Living in the moment November 22, 2021
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lyndon john

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako
lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy
by emma.raul November 24, 2021
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