When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.
I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!
- Anthony Navarro
- Anthony Navarro
by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

by Bumbeezled November 2, 2018

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011

by THEE memphis June 21, 2023

Revealing the identity of a confidential informant thus taking the person out of circulation for that purpose
by AchiLaw March 23, 2024

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.
This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
