Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.

Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker

by That_random318 January 5, 2022

The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

grin fucker

grin fucker is like grin fucking the difference is grin fucker actually put a strategy in play and in time win the grinning contest

good luck explaining your actions to the old grin fucker

by sanxity June 18, 2019

Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

Trucker Fucker

A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.

P1: "Matt's such a trucker fucker."
P2: "I know right!"

by beeeeeeeebo0 December 4, 2022

Word fucker

Someone who likes to take words and fuck them. I don't know what else to tell you.

That person is such a WORD FUCKER. They fuck words. Yeah.

by Jorclai May 17, 2023