Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.
by Polarbear2000 December 30, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A man who won't shut up about Among Us.
The definition of:
Me: Why are you being an Ethan?
Joe: But I am not talking about Among Us.
Me: ... Still.
The definition of:
Me: Why are you being an Ethan?
Joe: But I am not talking about Among Us.
Me: ... Still.
by Nonebody March 29, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a fun caring loveable goofball, he can always make anyone smile orlaugh. When you're hanging out with Ethan in person or over a call you know you're going to have a great time. He may say something stupid once in a while but you can always make fun of him for that. But he will do the same thing for you. At first, he may seem shy or someone who wouldn't want to be bothered but once you get to know him you'll see how fun and energetic of a person he is. Ethan has a big heart and will worry for you if anything bad happens to you. But this Ethan is scared of bugs sooooooooo if there's a bug flying around the room, he will ask you to be the one to kill it :). Even tho this Ethan is scared of bugs, he's a smart and intelligent individual but he won't accept the compliment and will deny it in every way possible. He has a lot of friends but his closest friends are the ones he cares the most about. You could be in his class for a whole year but he would pay you little to no mind until the end of the year, not because he was being mean but because to him you were not important. Anyone would be lucky enough to have him in their life. To me, he means the world :)
Person 1 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOOOOOOOOOM, KILLLLLLLLL IT
Person 2 - WELL DONT ASK ETHAN TO KILL IT BECAUSE HE'LL JUST RUN TO THE HILLS
Person 2 - WELL DONT ASK ETHAN TO KILL IT BECAUSE HE'LL JUST RUN TO THE HILLS
by Kiki_Tomo September 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!
He also has a VERY big penis!
He also has a VERY big penis!
girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!
by y6y6ttt January 3, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. This is my name, but...
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
Get the Ethanmug.