douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

by boh818 April 4, 2009

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.

JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos

by KingD93 February 11, 2013

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.

That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010

Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag

I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence

by M Jordan February 3, 2008