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David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
by Iekdbfnflfnndnsk July 4, 2017
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david kilgore

Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike
by BobOOFUMM January 17, 2018
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David Bilbija

A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games

(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns

So yea, He's literally him.
Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.

Person 2: Do I know him?

Person 3: How do you not know him?

Person 4: HE IS HIM!

Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023
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David

friends with jakov whos dad is a doc
David is in the living room
by erxbuster May 29, 2022
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David ronan

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan
by David ronan February 28, 2018
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David

David is the type of guy that will brighten up your day. He is really sweet and caring, and will try his best to fulfill whatever you ask of him! He's really easy to talk to and has such a cute smile and laugh. He will be patient with you and treat you right. He's perfect boyfriend material in my opinion :)
Lauren: Is that David?
Maddie: yessssssss the sweetest guy ever
by MaddieisNOTshort January 6, 2025
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Lil David

A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit
Person 1 : hey why is he passed out

Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches

Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David
by Shitting with the door open October 13, 2023
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