dad

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

by soumaya and tahir= April 8, 2021

dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

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by anonymous November 26, 2023

Acid Dad

A title earned by a male who both provides and takes acid (lsd) with an individual who has never tried it before.

Acid son: “I tried acid for my first time with Josh.”
Acid Virgin: “Dope!!! I heard he’s a sick acid dad.”

by Lsdaddy October 3, 2019

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024