Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

sugar DAD

When someone comes off as protective over another person that is a sugar baby.

Cole, you’re being a sugar DAD right now. 🙄

by Rosierose21 April 25, 2019