twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 24, 2013

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 02, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Half back crack

An extremely unnaturally long ass crack

Look at her half back crack.

by Sallysaidso October 04, 2008

crack whore nark

a female who will do anything for crack incl sexual favours then when she doesnt get her way she'll tell the cops all about you

lauriita is a crack whore nark

by angeluvsdnb June 29, 2006

crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 06, 2019