The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
by shartacus October 7, 2022
Get the Upside Down Circus Clownmug. by metronomeinmyroom March 22, 2021
Get the Clowningmug. 1. A person who talks a good game, but never comes through.
2. Someone who puts on a show or performance to convince you he’s something he isn’t.
3. A fake person fronting to convince you of something usually about himself.
2. Someone who puts on a show or performance to convince you he’s something he isn’t.
3. A fake person fronting to convince you of something usually about himself.
by Sevysixty October 11, 2019
Get the Clownmug. The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
Get the Clown Cannonmug. 
-Bro did you see that gay clown following you around
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
Get the Gay clownmug. by mikethechef July 28, 2022
Get the hype-clownmug.