Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

Puzzles and Chill

A type of social gathering presented as a party but where a giant puzzle is on the table in which people are trying to complete. Social interaction is often limited and eye contact is discouraged.

Do you want to come over for puzzles and chill?

by PuzzlesAndChill February 5, 2026

Netflex and chill

Come over and have sex

Would you like to Netflex and chill

by anonymous March 25, 2025

Im 'Bout Chill

Essentially telling someone to "Calm Down"

William : "Im gonna murder you"
Chris : "William im 'bout chill"

by ifwnujabes May 19, 2025

Ulice and chill

A czech variation of netflix and chill

Im looking forward for our weekly ulice and chill session

by velebardo May 24, 2025

Fall in the river and chill

Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background

I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill

by cooliom80s August 14, 2016

Go to a meeting and chill

Much like the phrase "Netflix and chill" it refers to going to any 12 step self help meeting with another member in the program and returning to either ones residence after to get it on. Also known as 13th stepping.

Hey what are you doing tonight? Want to go to a meeting and chill? I need to get my court slip signed.

by Ilovetoodles July 7, 2016