Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

Chris

A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted

His a chill dude with more friends then foe

His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common

People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else

Chris can you give me advice its this really cute girl I like. Can you give me some tips

by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017

chris butka

has a huge dick, i would know

hey chris butka lets go to my room *pulls pants down* girl says "that is such a huge dick"

by unknown woman April 3, 2017

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 9, 2017

Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)

1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.

by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017