Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)
Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!
by Felchmaster114 December 04, 2024
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cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
by Canzz January 19, 2023
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Shizzle Can

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.
Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”
by ScrubbyTubby2 August 04, 2020
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Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can

Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
Hym "I was right. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan... Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit
by Yamaha 295 January 01, 2022
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