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Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"
by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019
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Jamie Burns

Jamie Burns is a proper nonce
by yermawswilly November 22, 2019
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Burn Concern

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.
This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.
by Milanoymous October 19, 2003
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Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs
Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.
by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018
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burn

When Kain Highwind got a response of "She's not missing an eye, she's just winking." in a topic.
by durrhurr June 22, 2009
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Burn Harmonica

An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.

The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'
'nice outfit mate, you look like a banker'

'BURN HARMONICA'

*mime the harmonica"
by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009
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