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Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
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Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.
by She is Petroff February 14, 2024
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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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Asshole

by VudumanIsGod December 31, 2021
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Asshole

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016
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Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023
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