Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.
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God on a stick

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!
"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"
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poo stick

A stick made of poo.......................
It's a poo stick! (from that gay ass Persil advert)
by Motherfucker.com August 12, 2006
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Bundle of sticks

A reference to, or substitution for the term Facsism.

Another term could be bundle-of-sticksism
Do you support the bundle of sticks movement?

Don’t say the F-word. Just say bundle of sticks instead.
by steakismeat December 05, 2019
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pogo stick

Similar to the moped (fun to ride but you dont want your friends to see you on it) a pogo stick is a girl or guy so god awful that you bounce on them once then discard them and never play with them again
I picked your mom up at the bar. I hopped on that pogo stick for a couple hours and tossed her out like a parking ticket.
by Craig and Jimmy May 02, 2007
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shame stick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar. Sororities such as Phi Sigma Sigma often make their new initiates eat this as a right of passage, a type of hazing. Also are often eaten by the heavier sisters of the sorority.
That Phi Sig probably just ate a shame stick.
by TexasKing22 September 18, 2007
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fuck stick

the wang; you know ... Mister Johnson
What's the big deal, Bra? Your Fuck Stick gets hard, you slap her titties around a few times, then you stick it inside her and pee. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull out your fuck stick and pee on her leg.
by Super Guy April 03, 2007
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