Jacob

Frickin ugly dude
Needs some mental help
Probably arrested twice.

“Did you see the news?”
“Yeah he’s such a Jacob!”

by Spicyyyyy May 17, 2018

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Jacob

someone who gets no money

Gurt so Jacob

by gurtjacob May 8, 2025

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Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

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Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.

Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021

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Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

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A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.

Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?

by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

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