Ben

Absolutely packin

Ben I hope you don’t mind me saying that ur looking absolutely packin today

by Tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 31, 2021

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Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

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Ben parks

Loves ducks, most say he is the duck king if the world end just know it was him and his ducks

hey that guy ben parks

yea i'm scared of the ducks thoe

by jack sparrow fish February 16, 2022

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BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

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Ben Wish

Ben Wish spends his Saturdays in sainos (Sainsbury’s) with his cheeky latte grading papers, accept mine that he hasn’t received yet. He makes all his students smile, love u sir hope you grow soon.

Ben wish is a g

by MrsBannanaHammock October 14, 2019

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