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Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021
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Spongebob video

when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter
by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022
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spongebob my balls are stuck

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck
by your left nut sack February 14, 2022
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Spongebob

The act of filling all of a girls (or boys) holes with various objects.
She let us spongebob her twice!
by Ronald Darby April 26, 2023
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Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.
An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"
by 95celica November 2, 2023
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go spongebob

When you don't know how you're supposed to do something and do random stuff to achieve it.
''If I played this game I would be so lost I would go spongebob on this bitch and press every button till something happens .''
by TM Mudde April 5, 2016
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Robot spongebob

The last boss in battle for bikini bottom where you have to beat him by jumping on floating Saucers and move to the left while jumping so that he won’t hit you. You have to destroy the buttons on his face in order to beat him. Robot spongebob is also engaged to robot plankton and they both have a gay robot relationship.
Robot spongebob is scary, too bad they never implanted the buff bob steel pants part in the game. Instead it was cut out....
by Hitler the great July 9, 2020
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