zooman (noun)
A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.
A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.
A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.
A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.
by groberto78 March 19, 2026
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Noun / Verb
Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.
Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
– Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it
Noun / Verb
Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.
Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
– Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it
(noun)
"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."
"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."
"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."
"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."
(verb)
"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."
"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."
"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."
"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."
"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."
"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."
"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."
"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."
(verb)
"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."
"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."
"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."
"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."
by DocScotsman June 14, 2025
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A cash grab game that quite literally is a TEMU version of Brawl Stars.
It glitches, crashes and bugs frequently.
Don't play it.
It glitches, crashes and bugs frequently.
Don't play it.
by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025
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