Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
by GillilyPad August 16, 2023

guy 1 : bro where is pranav swaminathan gobinathan balasubramium the III
guy 2 : idk man
guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen
guy 2 : idk man
guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen
by gayduringmay October 9, 2020

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities,
by jbufis62 January 27, 2024

by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024
