Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.
1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
by Garrybarry April 23, 2019
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Zachary is my ex-boyfriend.
by Ginger_squirrel <3 October 23, 2011
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This random ginger kid who came to math class with a hickey once. He likes it when people tickle his knee. His favorite color is purple. He likes to think he's smart...but he's actually kind of cocky.
by theonewhoknowszach October 21, 2010
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by makomark13 March 4, 2009
Get the Ed Zachary Disease mug.Zachary is generally a well mannered kid, but when it comes to girls he's a bitch. He often brags about his ability to get girls, but often ends up with sloppy seconds. Has been known to go for friends ex girlfriendso. He is at the lowest point of scumbaggery. Usually seen as a Virginia who gets none and participates in good games of waffle sticks. Has a little dick and is fast in bed. Synonymous words: Sudent athlete, fag, and Jared fogle.
by Pimp_Daddy_C March 31, 2017
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Zachary is An irrelevant fuck
by Adumbbiitch August 13, 2018
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