your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 07, 2022

Show your homie your dick day

Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick

Show your homie your dick day

by Realchickenman November 02, 2022

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025