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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
by Luke Harris August 18, 2006
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Sucking your own dick

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016
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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020
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Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
by berto4663 March 30, 2022
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