yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

by Free Moose (limit 1 per prsn) April 17, 2011

yak trap

Noun:

1. A drinking game played with cards.
2. When someone is so drunk, they keep drinking and keep on talking like a cockass.

1. Hey, I'm inviting some people over. We're gonna play yak trap. Wanna come?

2. Haha! Ben's caught in the yak trap!

by Calli March 28, 2004

Budding Yak

A penis hidden within outrageously long pubes, so it appears it is a large, furry animal with a small head peaking out.

Girl 1: Jesus, his pubes were like a foot long, I swear.
Girl 2: A real Budding Yak, huh?

by Dr. Profbogeman April 17, 2009

yak juice

32oz of pure goodness. Fill half of a 32oz cup with vodka, then the other half with 1part sprite and 1part monster.

Bill: boutta get my drank onnnn.
Tom: you gonna drink the world famous yak juice?

by Cocostarfish314 March 3, 2018

Yak Squeeze

To feel ill, under the weather, sick.

"This is usually big time fun me, but I feel like Yak Squeeze!!"

by DavidsTa2edAngel September 20, 2011

Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

by J Coggins May 24, 2005

Yak Off

Waste time using the location based anonymous forum Yik Yak

I was so bored at work so I started yaking off

I don't know what to do while I wait, guess I'll just Yak Off

by Orng912 October 9, 2014