Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.

When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.

by Skauterino December 17, 2019

Dom Windass

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.

Are you ready for your Dom Windass appointment.

by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021

Hershey windchime

Dingleberries

Ewww...he didn't wipe, now he's got a Hershey windchime going on!

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022

mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.

I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.

by Apprenrice October 5, 2023