Unusually Wide Stance

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.

Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"

by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008

bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank

Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.

by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003

wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis

my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis

by fingerfunny May 26, 2010

Double Wide Chic

The style in which one decorates their double wide trailer/mobile home.

Come check out my re-purposed queen bed sheets. I modified them so they look like curtains now. It is soooo Double Wide Chic.

by mfranch January 17, 2017

wide black man

the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.

oh no, it looks like wide black man has summoned the satan now i will be in the not live, rip

by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 19, 2019

Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 14, 2022

Wide Vagina Aura

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better

Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura

by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018