Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)

Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.

I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya

by man oh mann October 7, 2009

Waistband Shorty

Noun - The name given to a person who insists on wearing their pants way too high on their torso, and uses a belt to keep them at that level.

Waistband Shorty's pants were pulled up almost to her neck today.

by shelbsassy February 21, 2011

Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Waisters

Finx and Pepe

You don't want to be Waisters like them *feelsbadman*

by FinxUK May 15, 2017

Wario Whomp

to jump up and absolutely destroy someone's body with your booty. it can also be used as a synonym for SHWAMP

I got mad at my brother so i Wario Whomped his ass

by CHICKEN NIGLETTES May 31, 2017

Waistal Plane

The invisible line drawn horizontal along ones waist separating the thorns from the legs.

“I got you with my circle dude.”
“Doesn’t count bro, it wasn’t below the waistal plane.”

by The raw potato 🥔 January 20, 2018

Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.

I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.

by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018