Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

wakadoodle

(n.) A person who instantly catches your attention, who is dressed in outlandish clothing, or acting out in an awkward way,or just plain freakish.
Basically a cross between a wacko and a noodle?...

A person who walks around in a banana costume may be considered a wakadoodle.

by Randa is a panda September 15, 2013

wake up with the chickens

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

Wake. Bake. Steak.

The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.

"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."

by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

A great fucking song by Wham!. Yes they diserve the exmation point.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is a great song.

by IGreatDepression December 13, 2018

wake me up when september ends

1. green day song from American Idiot about a boy and a girl where the boy has to go to the army. In reality, this song was influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without a dad, who died when he was only 10.

2. what people might say if someone they knew died in 9/11

1. Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends

2. person 1: dude do u remember 9/11

person 2: bro wake me up when september ends

by green day + mcr + starco = me January 31, 2019

WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA

I Honestly have no clue

Person 1: Hey can you turn on some music.
Person 2:WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA

by anonymous October 11, 2021