Welcome To My Gran

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!

Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!

by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.

Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

by wakarimasu October 4, 2008

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 16, 2008

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010

Welcome to Hell Walker

"WILLY PETE!-"

"Welcome to Hell Walker.

We've been waiting for you."

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023

do you welcome

Very old english used by retarded kido. Used "You're welcome" instead

Retarded kido: "I just checkeded you work and and this is very nice, if I understood the specs we are now all set."
Normal people: "Thank you :)"
Retarded kido: "Do you welcome"

by Zagawi November 9, 2023