Pro-Virus

n. Also known as "P-Virus." A virus that gives its victims the inability to be stopped. Symptoms include frequent grunting, and incredible skill in all aspects of life.

"Doctor, please help me. I... I can't be stopped. I think I caught that Pro-Virus that's going around."

by Fresh Nasty July 9, 2009

Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.

Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck

by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020

Obvious Ad-Virus

The unofficial looking advertising claiming amazing things will happen if you click the add, but is in fact probably a virus.

*CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE*

God dammit. I hate these Obvious Ad-Viruses, theyre so cheesy looking and unofficial, I dont think anyone would believe it.

by EuropeIsRacistDammit October 3, 2011

woke mind virus

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.

Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.

by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022

Woke mind virus

The ideology of all the people who claim their politically correct beliefs are right as it is only they and like-minded people who truly recognize society’s problems.

Thinking only your perspective is the ideal one is nothing but woke mind virus

by ScienceBEE December 31, 2022

Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 5, 2020

Paul Revere Virus

A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:

Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.

1.
Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything

by Jaex January 3, 2009