Velocile

A word that has been used in many a conversation,
it is often refered to as the 'V' word.

The definition is up to you to find out what it is,
just whatever you do,
don't go to google images for it!

There is one boy who did,
not to mention any specific names,
MIKE!

They had to pump his stomach out it created so much extra puke.

Mike is a non velocile whore.

by Daniel DiDonato November 16, 2007

Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!

Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!

by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010

velocipedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to bicycles.

In July of 2013 the Swedish police were looking for a man who had been having sex with parked bicycles. This velocipedophile had been filmed in the act by the owner of one of the defiled bikes.

by ctrlU September 23, 2013

Velco head

A curly headed fuck.

Hey you velco head.

by Jake12349 January 15, 2018

velocitize

to smoke weed and drink alcohol at the same time; synonym for cross-fading, can also be used as “velocitizing” or “velocitized” depending on the tense used in the sentence.

my dude, you tryin’ to velocitize?

by mwojcik May 2, 2019

velocirex

Speed King.
An asshole who likes to drive/ride over and above the legal speed limit.

Juan Manuel Fangio was a friggin Velocirex.

by velocirex November 27, 2019

velociraptor blue

she is a female velociraptor with a (special) blue stripe on her sides.(friendly)

velociraptor blue is so loyal

by almondmilk_lol12 September 6, 2021