Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

mad value

Some shit people from New Jersey say to confuse the fuck outta people

"Wow you're mad value"

"Thanks but what does that mean?"

by A1.QB April 24, 2017

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.

This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.

by Fresten June 14, 2017

great value hoe

University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!

My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!

by Keeperoftingz March 6, 2017

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

semenental value

Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.

Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019