The Polish Vacuum 

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

The Polish Vacuum by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

Meat Vacuum 

A female's Vagina.

More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.

Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.

Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?

Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.

Meat Vacuum by Leto Sheppard March 4, 2011

dick vacuum 

1)A man or woman who sucks dick non-stop and almost always has a dick in his/her mouth.
2)used as an insult.

1)Hey, check out that dick vacuum! She's a pro!
2)Damn, Jared's such a dick vacuum!

dick vacuum by Mike939393 August 1, 2007

Brownie Vacuum 

When someone sucks shit out of another person's asshole

hey baby bend over so i can be a brownie vacuum.

Brownie Vacuum by Bigman354 June 5, 2010

The Vacuum 

Masturbating using a vacuum cleaner with the extra-wide hose attachment on.

Last night I performed The Vacuum. The air blowing past the exposed penis was subtle; some models can cause the foreskin to flutter.

The Vacuum by Gawky December 7, 2019

Dirty vacuum

The act of sucking the fecal matter out of partners anal cavity during sexual intercourse.

Last night he surprised me with a dirty vacuum

Dirty vacuum by CUMNUGGET March 16, 2017

Dirty Vacuum

When you dont wash your penis for about a week and then let a girl "Suck You Up"

Yeah, i didnt wash my shit for about a week, and then she gave me a dirty vacuum.

Dirty Vacuum by Hoos Hoos Samosees December 18, 2005