tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009

Tally Ho

Thong underwear visible above one's pants. One person in a group spots it and yells, "tally ho!" It is now up to the others in the group to find it.

"TALLY HO!" everybody searches the room until they see it.

by camarohair December 11, 2008

twallip

the spot between the vagina and the asshole on a woman.

The bitch gots a pink twallip.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

Tallywollop

Get the crap beat out of you. Can be physical or mental.

Physical- Jim gave Fred a Tallywalloping with his 9 iron
Mental- Jesus got a Tallywolloping at Halo the other day.

by Josh Parker February 29, 2004

Twallas

Another word for extremely large breats

Get er twallas bouncin lyk feck on yer face

by Twalla Man October 16, 2009

Twallock

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.

Don't be such a TWALLOCK!

by SteGra January 10, 2010

twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

by Thermofish June 24, 2013