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Tuxedos

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.
It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Arabian tuxedo

When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.
What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”

What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025
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European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022
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American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket
Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I
by MoRowe May 11, 2024
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Canadian tuxedo

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain
by Docksee January 17, 2024
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Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 1, 2014
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European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
by Nrogers September 26, 2023
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