Tube Surfing

When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.

Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.

by Karen E October 24, 2008

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estusheary tube

is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain

When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don't blow yer estusheary tube... dude

by JAXN March 30, 2008

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adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007

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Beef tube

A penis

This guy likes to shove his beef tube up another guys ass.

by Mrsawesome872 January 9, 2017

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tube envy

A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.

Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.

by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006

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