Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem

I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew

by Fish in a can May 16, 2022

Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.

Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand

by Walkaflocka February 3, 2021

toaster tub

Sudoku yourself

Toaster tub yourself

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.

Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.

by Floss 69 January 20, 2006

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.

I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.

by drizzake August 3, 2008

Tub Ewok

A small amount of hair in the drain of a bath or shower. A larger chunk is usually referred to as a Tub Wookie.

Frank, every time you shower, I find a Tub Ewok. Can you please take care of it when you get out, so it doesn't grow up to be a Tub Wookie after I shower?

by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010

Tub Rowing

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010