carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

The Tomato Factory

Over the years, chilling tales have circulated about the Tomato Factory, making it the scariest place known to man. Local legends recount eerie occurrences within its walls, from strange apparitions that wander its dark corridors to unexplained, bone-chilling screams echoing through the night. Some say that the souls of former factory workers still haunt the premises, seeking vengeance for their untimely deaths. The air is thick with unsettling energy, and those who dare to step foot inside often report feeling an overwhelming sense of dread and unease. It is a place where fear and darkness have taken residence, leaving visitors trembling with terror.

"I had a smile on my face as I entered the school bus for the field trip. The smile was wiped clean off of my face when I realized our destination was the Tomato Factory."

by RackARibs July 28, 2023

auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.

i love auto tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

tomato souping

When a man ejaculates into his female partner who is currently on her Menstrual Cycle. The Female then Mixes the semen by contracting her vaginal section multiple times as the male lies down and the woman proceeds to feed her tomato soup to her partner.

I had an awesome time with Kelly last night by the Canal Stephen! Kelly fed me the best Tomato Soup ever!!

Kelly Bribed me last night to try her Southern authentic home prepared Tomato Soup. I would of much rather had Cambell's!

I couldn't help but go Tomato Souping last night at the party! Andrew told me Kelly won the national contest for Tomato Souping!! MMM.... MMM.. good!!

by Philly Mob Boss March 19, 2014

tomato snob

A gardener who refuses to eat tomatoes s/he didn't grow in the garden. Can be used for all other produce grown in a garden as someone who won't eat anything s/he didn't grow.

"I'm such a tomato snob, I can't go out to eat anymore."

by toughmutts July 4, 2009

Roma Tomato

Really, an oval red fruit but, he is also a really fat orange cat.

Roma Tomato, get out of my room!

by Storm Chasers January 6, 2011

Golden tomato

When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.

What does she have a golden tomato?

by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021