Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas

I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy

by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023

Ketchup Kermit

Patrick Mahomes

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

Black Ketchup

BBQ Sauce

Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?

Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?

Yeah, Black Ketchup

by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020

Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

Black Ketchup

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt

Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar

by pacifistemokid March 1, 2004

Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.

After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.

by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011