lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Door bitch

Person (male or female) in an office who is rostered as the initial point-of-contact for enquiries from other visiting personnel;

or:

The person in an office unfortunate to be the one seated closest to the door, who is then treated by other visiting personnel as the de facto receptionist or initial point-of-contact, and spends half the day dealing with dumb questions like "Joe Bloggs not around at the moment?"

Why does everyone ask me? I'm not the damn door bitch!

by Notadoorbitch July 11, 2011

Arcadia Door

Sliding glass door or patio door, a type of sliding door in architecture and construction is a larg glass window opening in a structure and used as a door.

The Arcadia doors need cleaning.

by ZmaninAZland July 1, 2011

Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011

Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.

That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.

by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011

Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011