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Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.
DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."
by GAActor June 7, 2010
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Taint

The taint in relation to the human anatomy is the sensitive stretch of skin in between a males genitals and his anus.
In reference to a woman a taint is the stretch of skin in between the base of the Vagina and the anus
Damn Tristan don't blow a Taint.
by A Goocher April 5, 2015
mugGet the Taintmug.

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.
I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.
by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010
mugGet the Cubicle Taintmug.

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014
mugGet the Tainted Tractormug.

snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.
"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."
by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018
mugGet the snoozy taintmug.

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.
hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.
by heil hitla June 3, 2010
mugGet the taint pastermug.

taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.
by Bufonics January 4, 2018
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