thumper

A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."

"He was known for having a thumper that would make anyone's jaw drop."

by Kowallace May 27, 2024

Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.

Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.

by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020

thumper

when you thump the hump a little too hard that they fucking die

I'm going to thump the fuck out of you
They call me a thumper if you know what i mean

by Trump1`12 January 22, 2024

Thumper

Thumper is a Gun that’s a slang in St. Louis Missouri can also be used “Thumping “ too

“ Ima get the thumping on yo ass “
“ Finna grab mine thumper out the car “

by STL Geek July 24, 2023

Thumper

a slang term for a burnt disposal vape

Joe: oh shit this burnt as hell
will: yeah that’s the thumper

by Large Will December 29, 2021

Thumper

When a man gets sexually aroused,his penis swells with blood and heart of himself a thumper.

That quare one was so hot i got a thumper straight away

by The RI January 06, 2019

EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 22, 2014