threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich

She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.

by Lee February 19, 2005

Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.

Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome

by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013

Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

Powerade Threesome

(Twosome, threesome, foursome, etc.) When two or more friends share an energy/sports drink so they all get hyper at the same time. Usually used during small gatherings to jazz up the mood if your parents are home as an alternative to alcohol, or as a lead-up to it. Powerade can be swapped out with whatever drink you have to share.

Person 1: Hey, just got a Monster, wanna split it?

Person 2: No, let's grab Person 3 and do a Powerade Threesome.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: It's where you share an energy drink. Just watch. We'll all get hyper at the same time.

*Five Minutes Later*

Person 1: *is hyper*

by SnapshotOfASoul May 20, 2010

threesome booty-shake

(n.) Time when three female friends all shake their booty at the same time while dancing to:
a) an underground rave techno song (most prefferably)
b) an dirty rap song
c) fast classical music

*while a WHICKED techno beat plays in background*
"THREESOME BOOTY-SHAKE TIME!!!!"

by Nati, Squash, and Toum Toum April 27, 2006

dirty Threesome

when a man is having oral sex with his partner he puts her up against a door and the door knob goes into her ass while she gives him a blowjob

my girlfriend asked me to give her the dirty threesome because she got a new doorknob

by mrcrabman November 10, 2010

Threesome

this is a drink (sort of) it's the process of taking a shot of tequila with the salt and lemon.
This is the typical, 'Salt, Tequila, Lemon'. Known as a threesome because they go perfectly together and it's like an alcoholic orgasm in your mouth.

This term is quite well known around the north west.

Girl: Let's have a threesome
Guy: Ok
Girl: You bring the tequila!

by TequilaOnTheHorizon March 22, 2011