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wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
by schmelka May 29, 2011
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Gaki Thong

A Thong that is the Mithical Gaki Wear. It is usually put on ones head.
Guy 1:Hey Dude! That guy has a Gaki Thong on his head!
Guy 2:I dont think thats wear a thong is supost to go..
by Tiny Cookies July 7, 2011
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Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible
Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
mugGet the Ninja thongmug.

boxer-thong

A pair of loose fitting, flowy boxers. These boxers, when worn for an extend period of time with jeans ride up into the subject's butt crack and up to the hips, creating in unintentional thong.
"these new loose fitting boxers i purchased gave me a boxer-thong when i wore them today"
by Big Teetz January 15, 2009
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Thong Rig

When the auto correct changes the spelling of the word and makes you look like a complete idiot. Usually associated with the auto correct on Apple devices.

Word was born from a twitter conversation on the 28th of December 2010 as detailed on the blog: Rooster's Rail by Dave Gray - post dated 04/01/11
That's a Thong Rig!
by The_Rooster01 January 4, 2011
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Thong resin

Any type of resin left on the ass crack of a thong.
Damn, I got thong resin in my teeth when I took her panties off with my mouth.
by Jake&D January 5, 2011
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Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast December 14, 2007
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