What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)... mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release. mug.When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.
Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023
Get the grand theft trophy mug.Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.
by Meznight July 17, 2024
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Get the Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty mug.When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
Get the theft of free will mug.Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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