Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012

fire wombat

when a nigga got his dick light on fire and he fuck his bitch and he lit her pubes up nigga

my nigga jerome dun a fire wombat yesterday cuz he drunk

by jeromeismynigga March 3, 2014

wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.

*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"

by genuine australian May 11, 2020

Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent

I hate working with James. He’s wombat.

by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Wang Wombat

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.

Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!

by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011

Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021